Pick up line: If you were a burger you'd be McAverage

madame-loki:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

paintedprintedpaper:

moonlightmina13:

gayteenss:

wetpaintanddrynoise:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

unic0rrn-sluts:

this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…

Acurate.

Actually today.

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Yes

i will never not reblog. its too accurate

wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???

Yes.

bitchbot:

this says it all

bitchbot:

this says it all

ch4d:

sia get out of my house

ch4d:

sia get out of my house

ja-mbles:

humpinghippogriffs:

seerofkarkittens:

pipjustice:

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

unless it’s “vegetables”

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enterbohemia:

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

I’m laughing so damn hard right now it’s not even funny.

enterbohemia:

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

I’m laughing so damn hard right now it’s not even funny.

gpgay:

Ice Age 14: The Great Depression

acqua-di-mare:

imthejesusofsuburbia:

we finish each other’s s

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